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a little irrational & a little funny
issue no. 11
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This will be quick! Just a collection of the hilarious responses I got to the “irrational fears” question. It’s Halloween, and I’m heading to work dressed as Chicken Little (maybe I’ll post a pic — text me about it). I’m writing this in about 15 minutes, so it’s basically my usual word vomit. Imagine this like how I end a video or get off a call: “k, thanks. love you! bye!”
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- with love, slig 🐌
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What's your most irrational fear?
Falling into a sinkhole 🙃
Like when you’re walking? Or driving?
When I’m just living life lol. The task doesn’t even matter. I’m always afraid they’ll just appear 🥴
Sometimes when I’m on a bridge I see it collapsing like Final Destination or sum 😭
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What's your most irrational fear?
Bees, and any variation
Damn. I should have been a bumble bee for Halloween
I'm glad you didn't lol
Although you'd be the best bee I've interacted with
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What's your most irrational fear?
It used to be falling through those stairs you could see through 😭
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What's your most irrational fear?
Someone breaking into my house when I’m home alone and killing me.
Girl.
You said irrational
Lol did you want me to say a roach
You be going through it
Lmaooo be scared up in my room with the door locked
i don’t know what her problem is…
What's your most irrational fear?
That I have Down syndrome and no one will tell me
I’m SCREAMING
Legitimately screaming
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My syndrome may be down
But my spirits and determination are up
🐌 Surprise! Happy Halloween!
k, thanks.
love you! bye!
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